Friday, August 13, 2010


One Sunday, while searching for a rented House, Ravi reached the address.
That very moment, another young Lady who also hubnting for a new house
reached that spot.

When the Door opened, the House owner a Lady in her middle age, staring
at the visitors. "M'am, I want to see the house for Rent"

The House owner, seeing them together said "My Flat is not for married
Couple" and closed the Door. This time, the Girl pressed the Calling Bell.
Door opend and she said "M'am, we are not married couple"innocently.
Now the House Owner banged the Door with redoubled Force.


Describing Qualities "must" for any Politician, Sir Winston Churchill said,
"he must have foresight to forecast the events and also enough insight
to explain why his forecast did't come true".


Kushwant Singh showed his Reading Room to his friend who was verymuch
impressed with the collection of old books. He requested "May I borrow
some books from you time to time ?"
"Sorry dear" said Mr Singh "Ican't allow the books to be borrowed.It's only
after borrowing books, this Library is created"


Once an young writer conversing with George Bernard Shaw. The young
Author praising his fore fathers and previous generation.
"You know my father was the Army General when he was Forty.
my grand Pa was a Knight of the British Empqair & my great Grand Pa,
was the Chancellor of Exchequer when we fought with Nepolean..."
G.B.Shaw stopped him and said " Don't go too high my boy, or you'll
have to say that the first man of your race was actually a Monkey".


Famous Urdu Poet Galib was very much fond of Mangoes. Once he
was attending a Garden Party eating Mangoes, threw the stones and
Rinds of Mango before a Donky, who just sniffed and walked away.
Seeing this, Raja of Alwar commented. "Look Mirza, even Donky
has no taste for Mangoes. Mirza replied "You are right Raja Saheb,
only Donkeys have no taste for Mangoes"


On the occation of George Bernard Shaw's Play "PYGMALION"
inaugural show, he sent 2 Passes to Mr.Churchill with a laconic note
"One for you and one for your friend if you have any"
Regretting hisinabilityto attend the show on that particular day,
Churchill wrote back " I may come to watch the Play tomarrow
if it has any tomarrow"


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Laugh for a while a refresher's collection

Once Dharamender said in a Private conference....
"You know Guys, I have stopped chasing Girls, drinking Liquors and even smoking"
A curious Fan said "It means you've no vice now' Dharam: "None except one"
Fan : What's that ? Dharam : I have started telling lies.

A Lady MP said to Winston Churchill "Well Mr.Churchill, neither I like your Moustaches nor your arguments " Churchill replied "Rest assured Lady, you are not likely to come on contact
with either of them".

An young Woman from opposite party said to V.P.Singh "If you were my Husband, I'd have
poisoned your drink" Singh replied calmly " and I'd have gladly drunk it if you were my wife"

Once Rajkapoor said in an Interview "You know, I always try to act with Heroins half of my Age " Reporter asked "Why" "Well, It's only then she could act as my better half"

An Agronomist who has done Ph.d in USA & returned was taken to the Large Field for the benefit of Farmers. He asked a Peasant working in the Field. "Why Can't you use modren methods to improve Production?" Farmer replies " Sir, we do our Farming aas we learned from our ealders" Agronomist "...and you don't get even a Kilo of Grams from the Field"
Farmer:"What to say a Kilo Sir, not even a grain of Gram" Agronomist surprised and said "not even a grain! how?" Farmer "Because this is a Wheat Field"

Commedian Mehmood visited a Sweetment shop and asked "Give me 1/2 kilo Kalakand"
When he got it, he exchanged it for Jelebi and also after eating them started to leave the place.
Shopkeeper noticed and said"Hey Mister, pay money" "Why"said Mehmood, "for Jelebis"
"But those Jelebis I took againt Kalakand" " Ok,baba pay for Kalakand"Mehmood replied with hurt tone "but,Kalakand I had returned to you.I'm sorry you are confused"