tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13411140632920938222024-02-08T12:19:17.068-08:00LAUGH FOR A WHILE (a refresher's collection)JokesA C Murthyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04003995570648748047noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1341114063292093822.post-27193194479670020392010-08-13T07:15:00.000-07:002018-01-26T07:27:26.208-08:00LAUGH FOR A WHILE -2ND COLLECTIONOne Sunday, while searching for a rented House, Ravi reached the address.<br />
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When the Door opened, the House owner a Lady in her middle age, staring</div>
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at the visitors. "M'am, I want to see the house for Rent"</div>
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The House owner, seeing them together said "My Flat is not for married</div>
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Couple" and closed the Door. This time, the Girl pressed the Calling Bell.</div>
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Door opend and she said "M'am, we are not married couple"innocently.</div>
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Now the House Owner banged the Door with redoubled Force.</div>
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Describing Qualities "must" for any Politician, Sir Winston Churchill said,</div>
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"he must have foresight to forecast the events and also enough insight</div>
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Kushwant Singh showed his Reading Room to his friend who was verymuch</div>
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impressed with the collection of old books. He requested "May I borrow</div>
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some books from you time to time ?"</div>
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"Sorry dear" said Mr Singh "Ican't allow the books to be borrowed.It's only</div>
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after borrowing books, this Library is created"</div>
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Once an young writer conversing with George Bernard Shaw. The young</div>
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Author praising his fore fathers and previous generation.</div>
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"You know my father was the Army General when he was Forty. </div>
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my grand Pa was a Knight of the British Empqair & my great Grand Pa,</div>
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was the Chancellor of Exchequer when we fought with Nepolean..."</div>
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G.B.Shaw stopped him and said " Don't go too high my boy, or you'll</div>
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have to say that the first man of your race was actually a Monkey".</div>
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Famous Urdu Poet Galib was very much fond of Mangoes. Once he </div>
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Rinds of Mango before a Donky, who just sniffed and walked away.</div>
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Seeing this, Raja of Alwar commented. "Look Mirza, even Donky</div>
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has no taste for Mangoes. Mirza replied "You are right Raja Saheb,</div>
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On the occation of George Bernard Shaw's Play "PYGMALION"</div>
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inaugural show, he sent 2 Passes to Mr.Churchill with a laconic note</div>
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"One for you and one for your friend if you have any"</div>
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Regretting hisinabilityto attend the show on that particular day,</div>
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Churchill wrote back " I may come to watch the Play tomarrow</div>
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A C Murthyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04003995570648748047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1341114063292093822.post-28015060408219920822010-08-11T05:30:00.000-07:002010-08-11T06:36:44.615-07:00Laugh for a while a refresher's collection<span style="font-family: georgia;">Once Dharamender <span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>said in a Private conference....<br /> "You know Guys, I have stopped chasing Girls, drinking Liquors and even smoking"<br /> A curious Fan said "It means you've no vice now' Dharam: "None except one"<br /> Fan : What's that ? Dharam : I have started telling lies.<br /> <br /><br /> A Lady MP said to Winston Churchill "Well Mr.Churchill, neither I like your Moustaches nor your arguments " Churchill replied "Rest assured Lady, you are not likely to come on contact<br />with either of them".<br /><br /> An young Woman from opposite party said to V.P.Singh "If you were my Husband, I'd have<br />poisoned your drink" Singh replied calmly " and I'd have gladly drunk it if you were my wife"<br /><br /> Once Rajkapoor said in an Interview "You know, I always try to act with Heroins half of my Age " Reporter asked "Why" "Well, It's only then she could act as my better half"<br /><br /> An Agronomist who has done Ph.d in USA & returned was taken to the Large Field for the benefit of Farmers. He asked a Peasant working in the Field. "Why Can't you use modren methods to improve Production?" Farmer replies " Sir, we do our Farming aas we learned from our ealders" Agronomist "...and you don't get even a Kilo of Grams from the Field"<br />Farmer:"What to say a Kilo Sir, not even a grain of Gram" Agronomist surprised and said "not even a grain! how?" Farmer "Because this is a Wheat Field"<br /><br /> Commedian Mehmood visited a Sweetment shop and asked "Give me 1/2 kilo Kalakand"<br />When he got it, he exchanged it for Jelebi and also after eating them started to leave the place.<br />Shopkeeper noticed and said"Hey Mister, pay money" "Why"said Mehmood, "for Jelebis"<br />"But those Jelebis I took againt Kalakand" " Ok,baba pay for Kalakand"Mehmood replied with hurt tone "but,Kalakand I had returned to you.I'm sorry you are confused"<br /><br /></span>A C Murthyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04003995570648748047noreply@blogger.com0